From the greatest tumblr ever Cosmarxpolitan
holy shit
oh holy fuck
The 1880s with a ginger twist
(Hiatus will end when finals are done with!)
Things about me Talk to me Submit I guess?
My skull studies slowly turned into sassy Yorick studies
(via vituperare)
I’d like to think that the obsession with his blood color would carry over in a bloodswap. Tyrian Karkat: the most obnoxious piece of shit you will ever meet.
AND ALSO THE CUTEST ONE OMFG
(via katspaw)
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
(Source: swanjolras, via mindovermorals)
Scrolling through the Waterstone’s Twitter is my new favourite pastime
Let’s take a look at a few of my favs so far;
Sassy Waterstones worker, I love you,
And well this is true:
Sometimes I do worry about their psyche though:
They make up cool new words;
They’re a sassy little shit.
And best of all, the Holden debacle;
And one more for good luck:
(via unsungtale)
????
oh my fucking GOD
oh my gosh
(Source: fuckingbegbie, via pandasexual)
“Mushrooms have thickened his wit and yellowed his teeth”
“Your love of the halflings’ leaf has clearly slowed your mind”
Saruman is remembered for his treachery and betrayal but never for his strong anti-drugs stance
(via abhorticulture)
ancestor sadstuck: the grand highblood informs darkleer that he has fallen mysteriously ill and darkleer is like ‘sir you just ate appro%imately half your body weight in chicken wings please go lay down’.
such a tragedy



















